1. Curse like a drunken sailor (born in the East Bay)
2. Drop out of high school (stubborn little bulldog)
3. Drive a Hummer (she will crush anything in her path)
4. Have a tattoo that says, "I'm not a Boston. ___hole!"
5. Be a Raider fan (no face paint needed)
6. Drink RedBull and Vodka (Grey Goose MuthaF#$#ka)

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